I’m not sure if this is the ultimate witty t-shirt slogan, or the ultimate statement against witty t-shirt slogans. It is what it is though. When you see “My other car is a Porsche” on the back of a Cavalier you’d be tempted to think the guy’s a jerk, but thankfully that sentiment doesn’t seem to carry into the t-shirt universe. I’m tempted to get this shirt just to wear on those apathetic days when I really don’t feel like putting the effort in.

My Other Shirt is available for $17.99 from College Flavor. They’re currently running a promotion, free shipping on order of just two shirts.