I actually live near a GM plant where you can find hundreds upon hundreds of these things in huge lots near the freeway. Being fresh off the assembly line, they’re obviously in much better shape than this one, but I think we all know this is where they’ll end up. Really though, when have you ever seen a movie where a criminal organization didn’t employ at least one creepy white van?
The official description says it all: “If there’s one thing I know from experience- it’s that windowless white cargo vans are always involved in crime; driven by child molesters, kidnappers, burglars, rapists, murderers, terrorists or shifty, illegal work crews. They’re always beaten to shit- have chains, straps or rope hanging out the back, and look like they’ve been pried open from the inside. Is that rust…or dried blood? I swear I don’t know why they still make them…..If they’d just stop making them, I bet crime would drop, like, 85% overnight.”
Creepy White Van is $16 from Lucky Threadz.
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