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I’ve always loved Happy Gilmore, so here’s a shirt I found through TShirtReview.com (not to be confused with this site). Chris has featured some pretty sweet tees in the past there, check him out.

The Chubbs Peterson Golf Lessons shirt is $14.99 ($11.24 if you get it today or tomorrow) and is available from DeezTeez.

A recent trip to the Mall yielded this Metallica tee from Hot Topic for $15. I’ve been a Metallica fan for years, and it’s refreshing to see a tee that’s a little lighter than the Pushead-style skulls and whatnot. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve got my fair-share of classic Metallica tees, but this is a pleasant change of pace.

Whiskey in the Jar is of course a Thin Lizzy cover Metallica did in the late 90′s with their Garage, Inc. album. I believe it was an old Irish drinking song to begin with. Anyways, I think it does well for a one-color, almost text-based design. I wore it to a Hurt concert the night this photo was taken, and I’m actually wearing it as I write this. It’s a very comfortable tee, and it’ll be making my regular rotation.

As if I haven’t featured enough brown tees in the past, here’s another one that caught my eye. The innuendo is so thick here you could cut it with…well, a knife. That’s really the only bit of tableware not mentioned here, I should add.

There are male and female versions of this tee, and then a women’s wifebeater/tanktop/a-shirt version for about half the price. For the record, it appears that only the men’s version of the tee is brown, as the women’s tee is a snappy sort of greenish.

Spooning Leads to Forking is available for $15 from Brown Turtle.