I hate captchas. Half the time you can’t read what they say; then the other half of the time you’re trying to figure out if what you’re typing is really a word. I understand the point, proving you’re a human and not a bot, but come on. With all the smart people out there working on software, on security, this is the best we can come up with? Seriously guys, this is the best way to tell a person from 472 lines of code? I’m not saying I have the answer, but I do miss the time when things like captchas weren’t necessary.

Anyways, the above rant should serve to illustrate how funny I found this shirt from Rizzo Tees. “WTF does that say?” echoes the thought process exactly! Ever notice how captchas have gotten harder and harder over the past few years? I understand they need to make captchas harder to outsmart the latest um, captcha-reading software, but dammit, they’re starting to outsmart me. This just reinforces that we are (or at least I certainly am) dumber than a computer, and that the machine/robot apocalypse is coming to assure the destruction of humankind as we know it. Or something like that, anyways.

I honestly don’t know what that says on the shirt. Windolph Gossh? Windolph, Gossln? Stupid Human? Eh, I don’t know. the “Gotcha, this is not legible” bit in the corner is brilliant too, it looks so natural I’m willing to bet some people will miss it when they see you wearing this shirt. You know, probably the same people that can’t solve captchas.

While there’s not an image of a person wearing it posted on the site yet (maybe uploading photos to Rizzo Tees requires a captcha?), Chris from Rizzo Tees tells me it’s 10″ wide and chest-centered. Perfect! This shirt is awesome and has universal appeal, since we all have to deal with this crap online everyday.

Zip over to Rizzo Tees and grab Captcha for $14. You can’t go wrong at that price.

See the rest of the Rizzo Tees collection, complete with a chick not wearing pants and a shirt making fun of Detroit

People love to Google for “funny t-shirts” it seems. When asked personally for a suggestion on where to find said “funny t-shirts” Busted Tees is usually one of the first places I cite. Busted Tees isn’t going to win any cerebral design awards, but then again, that’s not what they’re aiming for. Busted Tees makes funny shirts, period.

The designs are usually fairly simple, and the ideas behind them range from puns to pop culture references. The artwork is almost always under 4 colors, and does not center on a specific theme. New shirts are added every week. Busted Tees is one of the few t-shirt shops to promise that and continually deliver.

Busted Tees has weekly sales, which are awesome. Every week, 12 different tees are on sale for $12 each. New shirts are 15% off in their first week as well. Other tees are regularly seen on sale for as low as 8 bucks. That’s less than half of what most shirts run these days.

Detail pages for shirts have a sweet inventory graph showing you how much is in stock of each size, so you know how much time you have to procrastinate before biting the bullet on a tee that you find. The site is laid out and categorized well, which is always a plus and the importance of which cannot be underestimated.

As if you didn’t have enough reasons to check out Busted Tees already, they also sell hoodies, kids apparel, posters and other stuff. They’ve even got a sub-brand, Defunker, which is slightly less funny and more cerebral.

Busted Tees is certainly worth your perusal if you like funny t-shirts. Whether it’s something to wear to the bar, something as a gift for a friend or just expanding your collection with something you found hilarious, Busted Tees should be able to help.

Check out Busted Tees for funny t-shirts

DeezTeez is having a sale through tomorrow. Enter TAXESSUCK into the coupon code box at checkout to get 25% off.

I’ve always loved Happy Gilmore, so here’s a shirt I found through TShirtReview.com (not to be confused with this site). Chris has featured some pretty sweet tees in the past there, check him out.

The Chubbs Peterson Golf Lessons shirt is $14.99 ($11.24 if you get it today or tomorrow) and is available from DeezTeez.

 I’m not sure if this is the ultimate witty t-shirt slogan, or the ultimate statement against witty t-shirt slogans. It is what it is though. When you see “My other car is a Porsche” on the back of a Cavalier you’d be tempted to think the guy’s a jerk, but thankfully that sentiment doesn’t seem to carry into the t-shirt universe. I’m tempted to get this shirt just to wear on those apathetic days when I really don’t feel like putting the effort in.

My Other Shirt is available for $12.99 from College Flavor. They’re currently running a promotion, free shipping on order of just two shirts.

Don at tshirtbordello.com sent me this sweet shirt not too long ago, and Meg tossed it on and started taking photos. I’ve always been a big AC/DC fan, so I got a laugh out of this shirt. Sadly I don’t know the backstory because I don’t watch Entourage, but apparently a character on that HBO show has worn this tee. Either way, it’s a great double-take shirt. The material is soft and the print is top-notch.

Thanks again to tshirtbordello.com for the shirt!

AD/HD is available for $13.99 from tshirtbordello.com.